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Graham Trelfer Producer

Discovering sleep is for pussies Graham Trelfer showed his dedication to the project by staying awake and lumbering around for close to 70 hours straight. It turns out a producer actually does more than pick up a pay cheque.

Graham wasted much of his time at school trying to act, although gaining lead roles in school musicals like "Grease" it was not until he studied in America that he realised that his acting sucked. His farewell performance was as a policeman in "Our Town" where it was remarked that on stage with his policeman's helmet on he resembled a giant penis.

The rejection didn't matter since he had already decided to write instead and went to Middlesex University to learn how. Sure this was stuff he could have learnt in Primary School, but as we already established he was wasting his time in musicals like "Tin Pan Ali", "The Wiz" and "Oklahoma", all shows that are particularly suited to an all white English cast.

Following University he worked with many eclectic performers in TGI Fridays where he served food and made tea, but soon quit to earn half as much as a TV runner where he served food and made tea. Although he worked in clip show hell making shows such as "Kirsty's Home Videos" and "TV's Naughtiest Blunders" he also worked on some classy documentaries too such as "Celibacy" for HBO and "Memories" for The Daily Telegraph.

He has also worked in entertainment development at Granada where he pitched such shows as "Ultimate Eurovision".

Writing is still important in the "grand plan" and although he is critized for overusing "quote marks" he has found a home as the third chairman of the London Comedy Writers. Under his leadership the membership has swollen like a pus-filled pimple and hopes that other projects like "Detective Story" that were brought into the group will be become more than just the tragic death of another tree.

Graham's website.